Let's begin with something simple.
What's your name?

Hi, no name!
May I simply address you as no name?

Hi, no name! Are you comfortable being the center of attention?

Okay, no name it is. Are you comfortable being the center of attention?

Would you enjoy attending a crowded party where you didn’t know anyone?

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“I am thoughtful and considerate in my interactions with others.”

Does public speaking make you nervous?

“I am a known and respected member of my community.”

Do you often take a leadership role in group projects or activities?

“It is important to me that I be allowed to say exactly what is on my mind, in any context or situation.”

Do you find it easy to talk to people you don’t know?

Do you find it easy to make new friends?Do you make new friends easily?

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What item was this person holding?

Are you a homeowner?

Would you consider yourself to be a perfectionist?

Do you feel a deepmeaningful connection to nature?

“I must ask others for guidance before making decisions.”

Are you religious or spiritual in any way?

Do you believe in the existence of an afterlife of some kind?

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Are you prepared to provide for your family's long-term financial needs even in the event of an unexpected tragedy?

Are you ever overwhelmed by sudden feelings of anxiety or dread?

Can you remember the last time you experienced joy?

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Was this a sexually explicit video?

"I expect others to be honest with me at all times, in any given circumstance."

Are you an honest person?

Is your current moniker your real name?

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"I always make sure to keep my room neat and tidy."

Do you believe that money can buy happiness?

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Are you generally aware of your surroundings?

Do you have trouble focusing on your studies and/or workplace responsibilities?

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Are you empowered, proactive, and prepared for any challenges that life might throw at you?

Do you pick your nose in public places?

Are you picking your nose right now?

Do you pick your nose in private?

You are legitimately "unsure" if you pick your nose in public?

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Does the thought of speaking over the phone make you uncomfortable?

"I can clearly and concisely articulate my beliefs."

Do you suffer from photosensitive epilepsy or a similar condition?

Do you ever experience headaches, nausea, dizziness, or loss of consciousness in response to flickering lights or patterns?

How many eggs can you fit in your mouth at one time?

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“I am more ambitious than most of the people I know.”

Are you invested in the future of your local community?

“I have difficulty empathizing with the emotions of others.”

Do you suffer from recurring nightmares?

Do you harbor an instinctual dislike of authority figures?

Do you maintain a nutrient-rich diet low in saturated fats, added sugars and salt?

Are you now or have you ever been a purveyor of salted meats?

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Was this a sexually explicit video?

“I become distracted very easily.”

Do you often fixate on your past failures?

Do you contribute equally in group projects?

“On the whole, I am a very uncurious person.”

Does the thought of using a public restroom make you uncomfortable?

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Have you ever stolen something from a department store?

Does the thought of sexual intercourse make you uncomfortable?

Do you masturbate, on average, at least once a week?

“I find new information deeply troubling.”

“I have a malformed sense of self.”

“I am unrecognizablea stranger to those who have known me my entire life.”

Is there something you're not telling me?

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Do you know how to swim?

“I am considered to be an expert in my field by the general public.”

“I lose track of time when I'm deeply engaged in an activity.”

Do you remember your birth?

“I am an accumulation of electrochemical pulses within my central nervous system.”

Are you prone to delusions of grandeur?

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Do you suffer from extended periods of intense sadness, fatigue, loss of appetite, and/or loss of interest in social activities?

Do you feel discomfort when you think about your physical presence in the world?

Are you made uncomfortable by the presence of mirrors?

Have you ever eaten something that was still alive?

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“I tend to doubt my first instinct.”

Do you regret not taking more risks when you were younger?

Does the concept of gestation make you uncomfortable?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Are you certain about that?

Can you conceive of a scenario where the chicken comes first?

“I was born from the head of Zeus.”

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Would you enjoy planning an impromptu trip to a scenic getaway?

“In any given social situation, I look for the earliest available opportunity to leave.”

Do you have difficulty following through on promises?

Would you consider yourself to be a particularly vengeful person?

Are you alarmed by the the deranged thoughts visited upon you in your moments of solitude?

Are you disgusted by the thought of being desired by others?

“Society is better served by investments into technological innovation than investments into public welfare programs.”

Are you logical in your thoughts and deeds?

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Are you allergic to shellfish?

“This is an example statement. I am having a nice day.”

If you had no obligations, would you stay in bed all day?

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Would you enjoy going to see a movie in a theater alone?

“I am a known and respected member of my community.”

Have you or a loved one been recently diagnosed with mesothelioma?

Is there more than one way to skin a cat?

Do you get lost or disoriented easily?