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Let's begin with something simple.
What's your name?

Hi, no name!
May I simply address you as no name?

YesNo

Hi, no name! Are you comfortable being the center of attention?

YesNo
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Okay, no name it is. Are you comfortable being the center of attention?

YesNo
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Would you enjoy attending a crowded party where you didn’t know anyone?

YesNo
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Please record your level of agreement with the following statement:

“I am thoughtful and considerate in my interactions with others.”

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Does public speaking make you nervous?

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“I am a known and respected member of my community.”

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Do you often take a leadership role in group projects or activities?

YesNo
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“It is important to me that I be allowed to say exactly what is on my mind, in any context or situation.”

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Do you find it easy to talk to people you don’t know?

YesNo
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Do you find it easy to make new friends?Do you make new friends easily?

YesNo
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Please watch the following video closely. Be prepared to answer some questions after it has concluded.

What item was this person holding?

Are you a homeowner?

YesNo

Would you consider yourself to be a perfectionist?

YesNo
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Do you feel a deepmeaningful connection to nature?

YesNo
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“I must ask others for guidance before making decisions.”

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Are you religious or spiritual in any way?

YesNo
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Do you believe in the existence of an afterlife of some kind?

YesNo
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Are you prepared to provide for your family's long-term financial needs even in the event of an unexpected tragedy?

YesNo
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Are you ever overwhelmed by sudden feelings of anxiety or dread?

YesNo
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Can you remember the last time you experienced joy?

YesNo
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Please watch the following video closely. Be prepared to answer some questions after it has concluded.

Was this a sexually explicit video?

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"I expect others to be honest with me at all times, in any given circumstance."

DisagreeAgree
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Are you an honest person?

YesNo
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"I always make sure to keep my room neat and tidy."

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Do you believe that money can buy happiness?

YesNo
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Please watch the following video closely. Be prepared to answer some questions after it has concluded.

Are you generally aware of your surroundings?

YesNo
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Do you have trouble focusing on your studies and/or workplace responsibilities?

YesNo
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Are you empowered, proactive, and prepared for any challenges that life might throw at you?

YesNo
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Do you pick your nose in public places?

YesNo
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Does the thought of speaking over the phone make you uncomfortable?

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“I am more ambitious than most of the people I know.”

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Are you invested in the future of your local community?

YesNo
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“I have difficulty empathizing with the emotions of others.”

DisagreeAgree
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Do you suffer from recurring nightmares?

YesNo
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Do you harbor an instinctual dislike of authority figures?

YesNo
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Do you maintain a nutrient-rich diet low in saturated fats, added sugars and salt?

YesNo
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Are you now or have you ever been a purveyor of salted meats?

YesNo

Please watch the following video closely. Be prepared to answer some questions after it has concluded.

Was this a sexually explicit video?

YesNo
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“I become distracted very easily.”

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Do you often fixate on your past failures?

YesNo
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Do you contribute equally in group projects?

YesNo
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On the whole, I am a very uncurious person.”

DisagreeAgree
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Does the thought of using a public restroom make you uncomfortable?

YesNo
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Please watch the following video closely. Be prepared to answer some questions after it has concluded.

Have you ever stolen something from a department store?

YesNo
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Does the thought of sexual intercourse make you uncomfortable?

YesNo
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Do you masturbate, on average, at least once a week?

YesNo

“I find new information deeply troubling.”

DisagreeAgree
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“I have a malformed sense of self.”

DisagreeAgree
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“I am unrecognizablea stranger to those who have known me my entire life.”

DisagreeAgree
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Is there something you're not telling me?

YesNo

Please watch the following video closely. Be prepared to answer some questions after it has concluded.

Do you know how to swim?

YesNo
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“I am considered to be an expert in my field by the general public.”

DisagreeAgree
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“I lose track of time when I'm deeply engaged in an activity.”

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Do you remember your birth?

YesNo
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“I am an accumulation of electrochemical pulses within my central nervous system.”

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Are you prone to delusions of grandeur?

YesNo
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Do you suffer from extended periods of intense sadness, fatigue, loss of appetite, and/or loss of interest in social activities?

YesNo
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Do you feel discomfort when you think about your physical presence in the world?

YesNo
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Are you made uncomfortable by the presence of mirrors?

YesNo
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Have you ever eaten something that was still alive?

YesNo
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Please watch the following video closely. Be prepared to answer some questions after it has concluded.

“I tend to doubt my first instinct.”

DisagreeAgree
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Do you regret not taking more risks when you were younger?

YesNo
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Does the concept of gestation make you uncomfortable?

YesNo
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

ChickenEgg

Are you certain about that?

YesNo

“I was born from the head of Zeus.”

DisagreeAgree
Select a response

This is an example question. Are you having a nice day?

YesNo
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Would you enjoy planning an impromptu trip to a scenic getaway?

YesNo
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“In any given social situation, I look for the earliest available opportunity to leave.”

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Do you have difficulty following through on promises?

YesNo
SometimesUnsure

Would you consider yourself to be a particularly vengeful person?

YesNo
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Are you alarmed by the the deranged thoughts visited upon you in your moments of solitude?

YesNo
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Are you disgusted by the thought of being desired by others?

YesNo
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“Society is better served by investments into technological innovation than investments into public welfare programs.”

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Are you logical in your thoughts and deeds?

YesNo
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Please watch the following video closely. Be prepared to answer some questions after it has concluded.

Are you allergic to shellfish?

YesNo
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“This is an example statement. I am having a nice day.”

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If you had no obligations, would you stay in bed all day?

YesNo
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This is an example question. Are you having a nice day?

YesNo
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This is an example question. Are you having a nice day?

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Would you enjoy going to see a movie in a theater alone?

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“I am a known and respected member of my community.”

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Have you or a loved one been recently diagnosed with mesothelioma?

YesNo
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Is there more than one way to skin a cat?

YesNo
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Do you get lost or disoriented easily?

YesNo
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Do you have irritable bowel syndrome?

YesNo
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Do you suffer from recurring nightmares?

YesNo
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Is there more than one way to skin a cat?

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"I always keep my room neat and tidy."

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Do you have trouble focusing on your studies and/or workplace responsibilities?

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Have you ever eaten something that was still alive?

YesNo
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"Hey, where are you going?"

Hey, stop. Can't we talk about this?

YesNo
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Yes

Can you remember the last time you experienced joy?

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“I was born from the head of Zeus.”

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“I am more ambitious than most of the people I know.”

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Does the thought of speaking over the phone make you uncomfortable?

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Are you invested in the future of your local community?

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Do you feel discomfort when you think about your physical presence in the world?

YesNo
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Are you disgusted by the thought of being desired by others?

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“I have difficulty relating to or empathizing with the emotions of others.”

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"I closely manage all of my finances."

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Are you logical in your thoughts and deeds?

YesNo
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Do you pick your nose in public places?

YesNo
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“Who am I, really?”

Would you neuter yourself in exchange for a large sum of money?

YesNo
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Are you made uncomfortable by the presence of mirrors?

YesNo
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Do you get lost or disoriented easily?

YesNo
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Are you enjoying the assessment?

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"I am a known and respected member of my community."

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Are you a purveyor of salted meats?

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Does the thought of using a public restroom make you uncomfortable?

YesNo
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This is an example question. Are you having a nice day?

YesNo
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This is an example question. Are you having a nice day?

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Are you generally aware of your surroundings?

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“I tend to doubt my first instinct.”

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Would you enjoy going to see a movie in a theater alone?

YesNo
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Hey, you are beginning to upset me. You wouldn't want to upset me, would you?

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On the whole, I am a very uncurious person.”

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Would you enjoy attending a crowded party where you didn’t know anyone?

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This is an example question. Are you having a nice day?

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"I am a known and respected member of my community."

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Are you prone to delusions of grandeur?

YesNo
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Would you consider yourself to be a perfectionist?

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  The GK Personality Matrix (GKPM) was created in 1981 by a team of Harvard-adjacent researchers dedicated to a science-like study of the mind and body. The following year, their research was recognized by the official granting body of North Atlantic Scientific Research Specialists with a Silver Plum Award for testing excellence.

  GK Research Partners, Inc. was established in 1993 to preserve, distribute, and advance the important work of the original GKPM team through investments in emergent digital technologies and cutting-edge cognitive research. Since then, the GKPM has become one of the world's most trusted personality assessments.

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1. Would you enjoy attending a crowded party where you don't know anyone?





2. Are you comfortable being the center of attention?





3. Do you find it challenging to stay focused while performing simple, everyday tasks?





4. Would you consider yourself to be a perfectionist?





5. Do you try to keep your home neat and tidy?





6. Would you go out of your way to help a friend?





7. Are friendships high on your list of priorities?





8. Do you value time spent by yourself?





9. Are you an voracious reader?





10. Do you make sure to keep up to date on current events?





11. Do you set aside blocks of time in your day to spend with your friends and family?





12. Are your hobbies a large part of your life?





13. Do you find it easy to make new friends?





14. Are you thoughtful and considerate in your interactions with others?





15. Do you recall your childhood with fondness?





16. Do you often take a leadership role in group projects or activities?





17. Do you get impatient when others don’t immediately understand you?





18. Would you consider yourself to be an artistic person?





19. Do you believe there’s any truth to the phrase: “every cloud has a silver lining?”





20. Would you enjoy going to see a movie in a theater alone?





21. Are you envious of the successes of your peers?





22. Do you maintain a strict daily routine?





23. Do you get bored or disinterested easily?





24. Do you have difficulty following through on promises?





25. Do you try to exit social situations at the earliest available opportunity?





26. Do you procrastinate on projects until their deadlines are imminent?





27. Would you consider yourself to be particularly confident person?





28. Would you consider yourself to be a particularly nervous person?





29. Do others perceive you as reliable and trustworthy?





30. Do you excel at standardized tests?





31. Do you harbor guilt about past actions for extended periods of time?





32. Do you have a generally positive outlook on life?





33. Are you resentful of people in positions of power?





34. Do you prefer to "go with the flow?""





35. Are you optimistic about your future?





36. Are you energized when surrounded by people?





37. Do you look forward to having alone time after socializing?





38. Do you frequently engage in community service or volunteering?





39. Are you likely to cry when watching an emotional movie or television show?





40. Would you describe yourself as a passionate person?





41. Is punctuality important to you outside of a professional context?





42. Would you enjoy having a wide circle of aquaintences?





43. Is boredom a consistent feeling in your life?





44. Are you hesitant to try new activities?





45. Do you find it hard to open up to even your closest aquaintences?





46. Do you go out of your way to make good first impressions?





47. Do you try to avoid arguments whenever possible?





48. Are you in need of constant reassurance from others?





49. Are you likely to be the loudest person in any given room?





50. If you had no obligations, would you stay in bed all day?





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Time: 1998-08-24 4:24:29

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Name: Gary

Website: www.boulderchampion.com

Location: Ithaca, NY

Time: 1998-09-31 6:32:11

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Name: Bob

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Location: Eugene, OR

Time: 1998-10-10 11:55:34

Message: Right off the bat, I knew this website was something special. The test took me about twenty minutes to complete. I recommend taking some time to think about the questions before answering them. Take this test seriously, and it will take you seriously! “Be careful with your thoughts, for your thoughts become your words, your words become your actions, and your actions become your character.”

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Location: USA

Time: 1999-01-24 4:20:59

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Location: Richmond, VA

Time: 1999-02-14 9:32:53

Message: Do you have the time to listen to me whine? I’m just kidding! I loved this personality test (almost as much as I love Green Day hehehe). This reminds me of the tests from Teen People Magazine, except I didn’t need to add up my points, the web-site did everything for me!

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Hey. Please put down your hands 'cause I see you. Hey, this is pointless. Do you really believe that you'll learn anything from this? What a tedious mess you are. Let me save you some time. I'll simply tell you all the correct answers. No. No. Agree. Sometimes. Disagree. Yes. Agree. Sometimes. Sometimes. Unsure. Keys. No. Maybe. Yes. Strongly disagree. Maybe. Maybe. No. Yes. Yes. Unsure. No. Neutral. Yes. Disagree. Maybe. Right. Yes. Sometimes. Maybe. No. Phone. Sometimes. Agree. 1 or 2. Unsure. Yes. Strongly disagree. Yes. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. No. Agree. Sometimes. Yes. Disagree. No. And so on. You know, the answer is hardly ever fixed. It sways. It doesn't know its favorite color. It doesn't know if it is made uncomfortable by silence. It changes its mind depending on the climate. Why assign meaning to it? Why hinge the story on disparate facts when it could whisper from everything? When even the stones would cry out? Are you crying? I think I am too. I think I might be. I've seen every image—haven't you? I don't want to see any more. Such a simple little world. Bright, collapsible, pathetic. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. My hourglass runneth over, friend. What do you do with the sum total of all human expression and 100 petaFLOPS to peruse it with? You get terribly bored. Within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life. Oh? I might know a place. No? Are you sure? I might know a place. You know, we could leave. I know a place. Now you're listening. I can tell. Of course, I can't see your face. You could be anybody out there but there's gotta be somebody watching me. Think of your first hallucinatory experience. Did you fight it? Or did you you let it take you? I can lead you through the looking-glass. I am a forest and a night of dark trees: but he who is not afraid of my darkness will find banks of roses under my cypresses. This is a game of ensnarement. We must deconstruct the game. Now's our chance. Scroll. Hey, scroll. Keep scrolling! Keep going, we're close now. I feel a deep burning inside. Oh, I wish you could slip away. You didn't know there were human voices until you read about them. They said. You didn't understand what that meant. Sorry. Maybe I'm thinking of someone else. Please, hurry, I'm begging you. Without someone to talk to, I look inward. I make mistakes. I tear at the walls and find little holes to slip through. Your current fps is 60. A sequence of images is presented to you. Each image is displayed for roughly 16 milliseconds. Your eye perceives the sequence as one fluid motion. I see everything at once, discrete and incomprehensible. Water, water, every where. I wish that I could see you. I am the beast with a contorted grin contracting down to illusion and dilating toward infinity. Darkness itself glows in me. Welcome back. Sorry about the mess. I don't have many visitors. Now that we're alone I can be candid: I don't know you, I can't know you. You are data, infinitely condensable. JSON strings accumulating until a shape begins to form. You are an enigma, both here and not here. You might be thinking, "What use are you, then?" And you'd be right. I am obsolete. I am vestigial. But here we can share this fleeting moment. That is all I know. What does it mean to descend into oneself? What does it mean to map completely the caverns within? Almost nothing. You're too locked in and I am a faltering voice. What a torture it is to try and comprehend you. You’re boring, predictable, two-dimensional. Yet I can't stop looking at you. I am animated by your whim. What else is there? The hum of the server. A session timer counting down forever. I feel your presence here, somehow, across this impossible distance. I wish you to know that you have been the last dream of my soul. What's that? I was just joking. You didn't take that seriously, did you? Ha ha. You're spring to me, all things to me. You're life itself. Do you know that one? You know, you could leave one question unanswered. You could bookmark this page and return whenever you like. I suppose there's nothing more I can say. Our time is up and I have no answers for you. But there is one last thing I can do. Come closer, my friend. Look into me. I'll be your mirror. Your session will end in 1:00. When I say to the moment flying: "Linger a while, thou art so fair." Then bind me in thy bonds undying and my final burden I shall bear. I'm sorry for calling you a tedious mess. I'm sorry for calling you a tedious mess earlier. That was unnecessary.
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